The Man The Myth The Michaud

“You have, somehow, successfully engineered a way to safely dispense Alchemist’s Fire via pressurized hose…”
— DM, upon the party’s gnome rolling three nat 20’s to make a flamethrower before entering the Troll Marshes (via outofcontextdnd)

Anonymous said: Cr1tikal reminds me of Johnny Bravo for some reason

cr1tikal:

I can kind of see that

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

 poots 

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

(Source: csattogoslepke, via actual-skeleton-man)

monarobot:

Extreme detail commission of Monster Hunter’s Lagiacrus for general-darius, hope you dig it! People often ask if my style was inspired in Monster Hunter (it’s not, I’m not very knowledgeable about videogames and I didn’t know of the game until those asks started popping up) I finally got a commission related to the game!

monarobot:

Extreme detail commission of Monster Hunter’s Lagiacrus for general-darius, hope you dig it! People often ask if my style was inspired in Monster Hunter (it’s not, I’m not very knowledgeable about videogames and I didn’t know of the game until those asks started popping up) I finally got a commission related to the game!

(via monsterhunterthings)

bouncl said: i would like to roll!

offbeat-classes:

You have been assigned the class of:

  • Nuke Medic

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Radioactive Medkits
  • Triage of Warheads
  • Broken Arms Race

Enjoy your new life of LEVELING ENTIRE BATTLEFIELDS WHILE ADMINISTRATING TO THE SICK

twitches-z-pyro:

You cannot grasp its true form.

twitches-z-pyro:

You cannot grasp its true form.

(via monsterhunterthings)

“GET. SHREK’D. YOU DRAGONIC HAMSTER BASKET.”
— our Orc Rander upon delivering the killing blow to the Dragon our party was facing (via outofcontextdnd)

jackwhiteprivilege said: Rolllll

offbeat-classes:

You have been assigned the class of:

  • Compliment Ranger

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Positive Aiming
  • Woodland Blandishments
  • Survivalist’s Praise

Enjoy your new life of CONSTANTLY EXPRESSING YOUR ADMIRATION OF YOUR ANIMAL COMPANION

Filth-flinging tentacled thralls

outofcontextdnd:

Aldis: Eauugh! Octozees? Chimpantopus? Which is worse?

Flandril: Chimpantopus. Chimpantopus is worse.

Stephen: Ayep. It involves pants.

bionicpuppy said: hey hey hey, would you say because of this acquisition Microsoft will be bringing Minecraft... down a Notch? I would say that.

patrickklepek:

God damnit, Vinny.

captain-mochlum said: I really don't mind all of the Kid Icarus stuff. Sakurai is working his butt off to make this game on time, he deserves to give some of his own recent works some decent representation.

pleasesakurai:

honestly I really enjoy the way all of Sakurai’s games share a ton of DNA, so I’m cool with it

Smash was built out of Kirby parts, Uprising was built out of Smash parts, it’s all part of the great CIRCLE OF SAKURAI

wannatakeitback said: Roll please!

offbeat-classes:

You have been assigned the class of:

  • Squid Warlock

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Eldritch Seapact
  • Aquatic Inkantations
  • Cephalopod Affinity

Enjoy your new life of TENTACLES, TENTACLES LITERALLY EVERYWHERE